if you ain't the bank teller don't tell me nothing

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ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

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croutoncat:

sext: i wanna scooby dooby do you

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lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

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kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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